We have the same conversation almost every day at Evergreen: “Do you have gummies?” “Sorry, we are waiting for more to arrive, may I offer you some high quality chocolate?” “No, I like gummies.”
I get it, up until a few years ago the edible story was “I was at a party, there was a plate of delicious brownies… I ate a few and later found out they were weed brownies! I almost had to go to the hospital!” Recently, the new story became “I normally don’t use cannabis but my aunt showed me these gummies, I had a tiny bite and felt great!”
The choice of food isn’t why you didn’t “green out”, the dosage is.
Don’t get me wrong: I’m not saying not to eat gummies, just please keep in mind that eating 2mg of THC will have the same effect whether eaten in a gummie, chocolate, capsule or even a plate of peirogies. It’s really about figuring out how much you need to hit your sweet spot and then not exceeding that. Like we always say: “Start low and go slow”.
Let’s look at the ingredients in your average gummie: Water, Gelatine, Corn syrup, Sugar, Citric Acid, Flavour, Blue Raspberry Colour – FD&C Blue #1 Aluminum Lake, 28-31% Beetex wax, MCT oil and THC . Gelatine is a non-vegan, non-kosher, non-halal product made from animal hooves and nails. The next ingredients are three different types of processed sugar followed by artificial flavouring, a chemical colour, some kind of wax and finally your THC extract. The majority of the gummies on the market also contain some form of palm oil.
Now, let’s look at your average chocolate: Cocoa beans, organic cane sugar, cocoa butter, milk powder and cannabis distillate. That’s five ingredients, and all are natural.
Most of the chocolates we carry are also ethically sourced. We even have vegan options. And, if you bought this same quality of chocolate at an upscale grocery store, it would be more expensive and it wouldn’t even get you high!
“But gummies are more fun!”. Is your fun based on the thirty seconds of chewing or the five hour buzz that ensues? If you just want an excuse to eat candy, save your money and buy a jar of capsules, then stop at the corner store for a bag of jujubes on the way home.
Look at it this way: It’s Valentine’s Day, you’ve planned a big night for your sweetheart. You made the dinner reservations, picked up the roses, got all cleaned up and have enough room left in your budget for either salted chocolate caramels or some jelly beans. If you get the jelly beans, you’ll be sleeping on the couch.